Give me all that you can think of on how to annoy Voldemort:
(I have some already)

1. Call him "Voldy"
2. Give him a wet willy
3. Tell him he can't take off his ugly mask because Halloween is over
4. Ask him if he needs a hug because he is so malevolent
5. Sit him down and ask him about his obsession with young boys
6. Ask him if he likes to feel "oh so pretty"
7. Ask him if his father ever hugged him
8. Make him read this list. We are conspiring against you Voldy!
9. Tell him he needs to think of his life as a whole
10. Let him know you have the # of a very good psychiatrist
11. Snap a shot of Voldy on the toilet reading a teen magazine
12. Blackmail him with the photos
13. Call him names that rhyme with Voldy, like Moldy. When he corrects you say you're not very good with names.
14. Poke him and giggle, "You don't have fat in places there should be."
15. Hide his wand in that big mirror and don't give it back till he begs.
16. Steal his wand and start turning things into balls of fire and elephants.
17. Use his wand to make one of the elephants stomp on him then shout, "Yea, lets see you come back alive after that one Moldy!"
18. Try to mosh with him
19. Get him to somehow take off his "evil" coat, then burst out laughing and shout, "And I thought you were a women the whole time!"
20. Tell him, "oh Moldy Voldy you have such small hands, you know what they say."

Continue please!!!!